Ah.... not my joke, but still funny.
Ok, it's time for another edition of That's News To Me.
First of all, I'm going to have to confiscate the Rubik's Cube in Lounge B. Not because I can't solve it, but because the Department of Homeland Security thinks its dangerous... all joking aside, aren't they supposed to be fighting terrorism, not enforcing copyright law? Look out Kazaa, you're next!
And while we got the RIAA up and running with guns in hand, they need to come to the aid of John Hall, a former Democratic county legislator in upstate New York, who co-wrote "Still the One" and is trying to block Bush from using it at campaign events!
Hunter S. Thompson is back! That is a link to his newest article in Rolling Stone. Read it!
The question this year is not whether President Bush is acting more and more like the head of a fascist government but if the American people want it that way. That is what this election is all about. We are down to nut-cutting time, and millions of people are angry. They want a Regime Change.
Don't believe our President wore a wire during the debates? Well, a NASA Photo Analysist is willing to stake his career on it. He says he did and he has evidence.
While even FOX news admits that Bush's poll numbers went down after the Bin Laden tapes aired, his camp is just GIDDY that they have failed to either capture or kill Osama Bin Laden.
"We want people to think 'terrorism' for the last four days," said a Bush-Cheney campaign official. "And anything that raises the issue in people's minds is good for us."
A senior GOP strategist added, "anything that makes people nervous about their personal safety helps Bush."
He called it "a little gift," saying it helps the President but doesn't guarantee his reelection.
Now, why the hell we'd want to reward the incompetance of the Bush administration is beyond me...
NEWS FLASH: even Evangelicals won't vote Bush in '04!
A follow up on Mister O'Reilly: our favorite bigot has settled his sexual harassment lawsuit out of court for an undisclosed amount, joining the ranks of innocent celebrities like Kobe Bryant and Michael Jackson. If the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit!
In good news, the FBI will expand an earlier inquiry into whether Halliburton overcharged taxpayers for fuel in Iraq.
And the blogosphere is all afire with poll data. Seems Kerry is doing well. It's going to be close no matter what and it's going to go to court. So, a good question was raised. What *does* happen if they haven't sorted it out by 1/20?
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